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"West Covina" from the pilot of the CW musical comedy "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend."

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Starring Rachel Bloom
Written by Rachel Bloom and Adam Schlesinger
Directed by Larry Trilling

Sexy French Depression (feat. Rachel Bloom) - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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"The Math of Love Triangles"
Starring Rachel Bloom
Written by Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger, and Jack Dolgen

Rebecca
WHAT’S A GIRL TO DO WHEN SHE’S STUCK BETWEEN MEN?
IT’S LIKE SHE’S A BARBIE WITH TWO PERFECT KENS
BUT WAIT, IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME
MAYBE I CAN SOLVE THIS WITH GEOMETRY!
YES, SMARTS CAN HELP THIS SITCHYWATION UNTANGLE
SO PROFESSORS: TEACH ME
THE MATH OF LOVE TRIANGLES!
Yay! Time for book facts!

Male Dancers
A TRIANGLE IS A POLYGON
WITH THREE EDGES AND THREE VERTICES
TAKE THE BASE TIMES THE HEIGHT, CUT THAT IN HALF
TO FIND THE AREA OF THE SURFACES

Rebecca
UH-UH I WASN’T REALLY LISTENING BUT I CAN SEE
THE CENTER OF THE TRIANGLE IS LIL’ OL’ ME!
THE MATH OF LOVE TRIANGLES
ISN’T HARD TO LEARN.

Male Dancers
YOU’RE NOT TAKING IN WHAT WE’RE SAYING
WE’RE A LITTLE BIT CONCERNED

Rebecca
YES, THE MATH OF LOVE TRIANGLES IS AS SIMPLE AS CAN BE!
WHICHEVER TOM OR DICK I MIGHT PICK
THE CENTER OF THE TRIANGLE IS LIL' OL' ME!

Male Dancers
ACTUALLY A TRIANGLE HAS MULTIPLE CENTERS!
THIS TRIANGLE’S SCALENE.

Rebecca
THAT’S ASTUTE. SO I NEED TO DECIDE
WHICH MAN’S MORE ACUTE!

Male Dancers
HERE’S PYTHAGORAS’ THEOREM...

Rebecca
WILL THIS HELP ME CHOOSE?
IF NOT, I’LL BE SWINGING FROM A HYPOTENOOSE!

Male Dancers
LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT THIS LINE BISECTS

Rebecca
IS THAT SPELLED BIS-E-X?!

Male Dancers
THOSE ARE GOOD PUNS BUT PLEASE PAY ATTENTION—

Rebecca
OH NO, PROFESSORS,
AM I FACING SUSPENSION?
WHEE! A SWING! IT’S LITERAL SUSPENSION!
THE MATH OF LOVE TRIANGLES
ISN’T HARD TO LEARN

Male Dancers
WE’RE STARTING TO SUSPECT
YOU DON’T SINCERELY WANT TO KNOW ABOUT TRIANGLES

Rebecca
YES, THE MATH OF LOVE TRIANGLES IS AS SIMPLE AS CAN BE!
I NEED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MEN
BUT UNTIL THEN
THE CENTER OF THE TRIANGLE IS LIL’ OL’ ME!
IS THIS A TRIANGLE?

Male Dancers
NO, THAT’S A SHOE

Rebecca
IS THIS A TRIANGLE?

Male Dancers
NO, THAT’S YOU.

Rebecca
SO I’M A TRIANGLE?

Male Dancers
WHAT? NO.

Rebecca
1, 2, 3, 6, 8, 3, GO!

Matt
You don’t seem to know how to count!

Scott
We are sincerely worried about you.

Rebecca
CATCH ME!

Jeff
You’re ruining the number!

Male Dancers
THIS ANGLE’S RIGHT.

Rebecca
WHICH ANGLE’S RIGHT?

Male Dancers
NO, NOT RIGHT LIKE CORRECT.

Rebecca
OOOH, ARE YOU ERECT?!

Male Dancers
NO, 90 DEGREES.

Rebecca
THAT’S REALLY ERECT!
THE MATH OF LOVE TRIANGLES--
IS SUPER DUPER FUN!

Male Dancers
WE’RE TIRED OF ALL YOUR TANGENTS
THAT’S ALSO A TRIANGLE PUN.

Rebecca
OHHHHHH
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME MAN MATH!
YOU ALL DESERVE A KISS!

Male Dancers
LADY, WE’RE ALL GAY
WE GET NOTHING OUT OF THIS.

Rebecca
NEITHER MAN WILL NOTICE MY LEARNING DISABILITY
‘CAUSE THE CENTER OF THE TRIANGLE
IS LIL' OLD
SEXY LITTLE BABY
ME!!!!

The Math of Love Triangles - feat. Rachel Bloom - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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"Maybe This Dream"
Starring Donna Lynne Champlin, Michael McMillian, and Burl Moseley
Written by Rachel Bloom, Jerome Kurtenbach, Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, and Aline Brosh McKenna

Paula
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL I FELT
LIKE A PRINCESS
SO NAIVE AND FULL OF HOPE
I THOUGHT MY DREAMS WOULD COME TRUE
BUT THEN AS I GREW
THE WORLD WAS ALL LIKE - NOPE

But this time, maybe... just maybe…

MAYBE THIS DREAM WON’T LEAD TO DISGRACE
MAYBE THIS DREAM IS IN REACH
MAYBE THIS DREAM WON’T POOP ON MY FACE
LIKE A SEAGULL AT THE BEACH
MAYBE THIS DREAM WON’T BE LIKE MY WEDDING
THE ORGAN PLAYED
THERE GOES THE BRIDE.

I came back.

MAYBE THIS DREAM WON’T BE LIKE SOME MAGGOTS
FEASTING ON THE ROTTING DEER CARCASS OF MY PRIDE.

MAYBE THIS DREAM WON’T BE LIKE MY VIBRATOR
BREAKING WHEN I NEED IT MOST.

Tim
TWEEDLE DEEDLE DEE!

Paula
MAYBE THIS DREAM WON’T BE LIKE EBOLA
EATING THE FLESH OF ITS HOST

Jim
TWEEDLE DEEDLE DOO!

Jim + Tim
TWEET TWEET... TWEET TWEET... TWEET TWEET TWEEE.....

Paula
MAYBE THIS DREAM WON’T BE LIKE WHEN I GO RUNNING
AND I HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP
SO I HAVE TO RUSH HOME
PLUS I ALSO HAVE MY PERIOD
SO I HAVE MENSTRUAL CRAMPS PLUS DUMP CRAMPS
AND AS I RUN FRANTICALLY
I PEE JUST A LITTLE
BECAUSE I’VE HAD TWO BABIES
SO BY THE TIME I GET HOME
MY UNDIES SMELL LIKE A SEWER RAT

MAYBE THIS DREAM WON’T BE LIKE THAT.

MAYBE THIS DREAM WILL FINALLY MAKE ME FEEL
LIKE I DESERVE
A DREAM.

(sigh)

Maybe This Dream - feat. Donna Lynne Champlin - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

"An Unusual Prince/Once Upon a Dream" from Disney's Sleeping Beauty
Performed by: Mary Costa, Bill Shirley, Chorus - Sleeping Beauty

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"Greg's Drinking Song"
Starring Santino Fontana, David Hull, Erick Lopez, and Vincent Rodriguez III
Written by Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, and Rachel Bloom

Greg
GATHER YE ROUND AND I'LL TELL YOU A TALE
OF ALL THE GREAT TIMES I'VE HAD WITH AN ALE
THERE'S JOY AND THERE'S GLORY MORE THAN YOU CAN THINK
YES THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO ME WHEN I DRINK…
 
I PEE MY PANTS, MY PANTS
I PEE MY PANTS
I GET UP FROM THE BAR TO FIND PEE ON MY PANTS
I SAY IT’S WATER, BUT ALL IT TAKES IS A GLANCE
FOR PEOPLE TO REALIZE THAT I PEED MY PANTS
 
White Josh
Wow, I did not know it was that bad.
 
Greg
YES, WINE CAN BE FUN, WHITE, ROSÉ AND RED
‘TILL I CALL UP MY BOSS, SAY I WISH HE WAS DEAD
CHASE DOWN THE REGRET WITH SOME GIN FOR GOOD LUCK
THEN STEAL MY COUSIN JIM’S LANDSCAPING TRUCK
DRIVE HOME THEN…
 
I PUKE ON MY CAT, MY CAT
I PUKE ON MY CAT
I FALL THROUGH THE DOORWAY AND PUKE ON MY CAT
POOR LITTLE BRUNO DID NOT
EXPECT THAT
I TRY FOR THE TOILET, BUT PUKE ON MY CAT

WHILE SOME CAN ENJOY A SCOTCH WITH A STEAK
OR ONE GLASS OF WINE, THEN THEY’RE BARELY AWAKE
FOR ME IT’S MUCH DIFFERENT, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
I TRY TO HAVE ONE, IT JUST TURNS INTO TEN
AND THEN…

I FLY A PLANE, A PLANE
I FLY A PLANE
I KNOCK ON THE COCKPIT
SHOUTING, “I’LL FLY THIS PLANE!”
WE EMERGENCY LANDED, THE TSA CAME,
NOW I’M BANNED FROM SOUTHWEST, ‘CAUSE I TRY TO FLY PLANES

Everybody!
 
Guys
HE HAS SEX WITH A BUSH, A BUSH
HE HAS SEX WITH A BUSH
 
Greg
That wasn’t a woman?
 
Guys
NO, IT WAS A BUSH
IT HAD TWIGS AND LEAVES, ‘CAUSE IT WAS A BUSH

Greg
That’s where that scar comes from

Guys
FROM SEXING A BUSH
BUT HE’S BREAKIN’ THE CYCLE AND MAKING A PUSH
HE’S QUITTIN’ HIS DRINKING AND SAVING HIS PANTS
AND HIS CAT 
AND SOUTHWEST
AND JIM’S TRUCK

Hector
AND MY CAR

White Josh
MY CAR TOO
 
Guys + Greg
AND THE BUSH!