<p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>老爸故事</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><br></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>老爸:大概在30幾年前我們學校跟靜宜的去夜衝,來的女生有高矮胖瘦美醜,為了公平起見用抽鑰匙的方式決定載誰。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>當時我抽到的超醜的,啊還是跟同學借了車出發。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>然後半路休息的騎走的時候沒注意到把人家丟在原地,同學還一直追在我後面叫我才注意到。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><br></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>我:你是故意的ㄅ?</span></p>