天氣 The Weather

Getting zapped every single day,

Getting zapped

Static cling,

Static cling, static cling,

Static cling, static cling, static cling,
Static cling, static cling, static cling, static cling!

This weather is seriously not friendly, ó_ò
My mouth gets a shock every darn day.

I'm the type who, once I'm off work, loves sticking to someone (kind of like the bunny I saw on YouTube last time, sticking to the wolf), and then I've got to be all clingy for a while before letting them go.

I'm like a love-starved soul – no kisses, and I'm practically dead.
Seriously, I'm getting zapped to oblivion.

I go, 'Ah! Is this the tingling sensation of a first love? My lips feel all tingly.
´• ل •`'
Babe says, 'Nope, it's just static electricity.'
I say, 'Well then, let's go for another round.'
Babe: 'Nah, don't pull that. It hurts like crazy.'
Me: Frustrated, Wearing a frustrated face,
-ㅅ-

Ah, In a world without kisses, It's a death sentence. I feel like if it's not a lack of love that'll kill me, It's the shocks that'll do me in = =!

Tell me, quick, how do you guys handle this issue?
What should I do?

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

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天氣

以下是一篇求助帖，請各位格友告訴我你們怎麼解決這個問題？拜託 (ಥ﹏ಥ)
為什麼我最近脾氣有點不好呢，這就要講到最近的天氣了。

最近的天氣，吼吼吼吼 (◉ω◉)

最近的天氣，吼吼吼吼 ( ･ั﹏･ั)

最近的天氣，吼吼吼吼 (｡>﹏<｡)

來源：交通部中央氣象署網站

昨天天氣變冷了，相信各位朋友們，應該有和我一樣的困擾。

就是

就是就是

就是就是就是

每天都被電到！

靜電

靜電靜電

靜電靜電靜電

靜電靜電靜電靜電！

這種天氣真的很不友好ㄟ

每天嘴巴都被電 ó_ò

我是屬於下班就喜歡掛在對方身上的人(有點像是我上次看Youtube兔女郎的兔爺那樣吵著要抱抱──請看2分14秒)，然後要膩一陣子才會放對方走

只是我和兔爺的差別是，她吵著要抱抱，我是吵著要抱抱+親親

像我這種沒有擁抱和接吻就會死掉的人類
真的快被電死了

對話

我說：「啊！這就是初戀觸電的感覺嗎？嘴巴麻麻的ㄟ ´• ل •`」
寶貝：「不是，這是靜電。」

我說：「那再來一次。」
寶貝：「不要拉，電的很痛ㄟ。」

我
沮喪
沮喪臉

-ㅅ-

啊
這世界如果沒有親親
就會死亡

我覺得我如果不是缺愛死掉
就是被電死 = =!

快點告訴我你們怎麼解決這個問題吧？
是要怎麼辦啊？

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！