逆天

以下是個吐槽小故事

最近看小說，常常有主角動不動就要逆天

「天」是哪裡得罪你啊！

我們應該要尊重老天爺好嗎

小故事要開始了^口^

未來，人工智慧已經普及，整個世界都被高科技所統治。人們對於生活的要求越來越高，任何事情都得無可挑剔。

在這樣的社會裡，我發現了一件事情。

我正在穿越熱鬧的街道，忽然間，我聽到一個聲音在罵：「天啊，你怎麼這麼不公平？」

我好奇地朝聲音來源走去，卻見一個男子面向天空，口中不停地咆哮。

「嘿，朋友，發生了什麼事情？」我靠近他，問道。

他轉過頭來，目光灼灼地盯著我，「你說什麼？你不覺得『老天爺』經常做出不公平的決定嗎？」

我感到很奇怪，你沒事幹嘛怪老天爺。做錯事情的是你，幹嘛牽拖別人。

男子好像看出了我的疑惑，解釋道：「我不想認錯，所以就只好找個人責怪。但是責怪旁人又怕被揍，所以找個不會揍我的人怪。」

「你確定老天爺不會怪你？」

「應該吧！他應該沒空，忙得很。」

英文版

Alright, time for a little rant here!

Lately, I've been reading novels, and it's hilarious how the protagonists always seem to defy all odds and go against the heavens. I mean, seriously, what did "heaven" ever do to offend them? We should totally show some respect to the big guy upstairs, right?

Here's a little story for you:

In the future, artificial intelligence has become commonplace, and the whole world is ruled by high-tech wonders. People's demands for life are skyrocketing, and everything has to be flawless.

In this kind of society, I stumbled upon something intriguing. As I was walking through the bustling streets, suddenly, I heard someone cursing, "Oh my gosh, why are you so unfair?"

Curious, I walked towards the source of the voice and saw a man facing the sky, constantly yelling.

"Hey, buddy, what's going on?" I approached him and asked.

He turned to look at me with fiery eyes and said, "What did you say? Don't you think the 'Almighty' often makes unfair decisions?"

I found it really strange, like why blame the Almighty for your problems? It's your own mistakes, so why drag others into it?

Seemingly sensing my confusion, the man explained, "I don't want to admit my mistakes, so I find someone else to blame. But blaming others might get me into trouble, so I pick someone who won't hit me back."

"Are you sure the Almighty won't be upset with you?" I inquired.

"Probably not! He must be busy, super busy!" the man replied with a grin.