女生一定要有的......
Buddies
Ladies, you gotta have a few good buddies.
I'm a girl, but I've always hung out with guys since I was a kid. I guess I just vibe better with them. Maybe it's because I grew up learning Taekwondo, Yang-style Tai Chi, and playing basketball.
My childhood anime was 'Dragon Ball,' and I was into the chaos of puppetry shows. As I got older, I picked up Baji Quan, Baguazhang, Judo, Aikido, Miao Dao, spear, and katana. I was watching stuff like 'Fighting Spirit,' 'Baki,' and 'Kenichi：The Mightiest Disciple.'
You can probably tell I don't click with most girls. The girls around me are all about chasing stars and watching soap operas, which is like another language to me.
Whether it's sports or martial arts, injuries are just part of the deal.
My ride-or-die friends from way back? Mostly guys, the 'bros' and 'good buddies.' Girls just can't take a hit. For me, having female friends around is not very practical—I'm a practical person.
My guy friends can handle a beating, lend a hand financially, and lift me up when I'm down. Good buddies are essential for this ride called life!
So, ladies, you gotta have a few good buddies.
In my sophomore year
Fast forward to my second year:
"Hey, it's me. End of the month, and I'm short on cash. Can I borrow two grand? I'll pay you back next month," I hit up my buddy.
"What? Broke again? What's the deal this time? Running out of cash for dates?" my buddy A teased.
"Why the 20 questions? You lending or not? I've always paid up; I've got good credit," I shot back.
"Alright, alright. I got you. Hustle up, get that cash flow," my buddy A advised.
Sparring time
"Whoa! Almost broke your hand just now!" I blurted out.
"Nah, it's cool. I threw some punches too. Your stomach holding up?" my buddy B checked in.
"All good; I can take a hit," I reassured.
"What if I actually broke your hand? What would you do?" I quizzed.
"Come on, if my hand's broken, convenience store gig might be off the table," my buddy B casually joked.
"Would you be pissed?" I asked.
"Nah! Why get mad? Accidents happen in sparring. I'd probably hit you up for a month's salary though. Got bills to pay," my buddy B shared.
"Just like that?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Well, it's not like you meant to. No need to make a big deal out of it," my buddy B shrugged.
Alright, breaking a hand is small beans for my buddies. Seems like they're all pretty laid-back.
Buddy wisdom
I got this buddy C, not the best-looking dude, grades not stellar, but he's the Casanova of changing girlfriends.
One day, I asked him: "Hey, how do you manage to score dates?" "Gotta have a sense of humor. You, on the other hand, don't crack a joke, turn red around girls. Pretty useless," my buddy C threw some shade my way.
"Hey, don't roast me. Advice or not?" I got a bit annoyed.
"OK," he said.
"So, first, just be normal and make friends. If you think she's into you, pull some moves," my buddy C got serious all of a sudden.
"What moves?" I asked.
For example
Like, check if there's a girl across with long hair. If she turns around, and we both agree she's hot, I'll treat you to a movie. If one of us thinks she's hot, you treat me.
"I don't think she's hot," I squinted.
Haha. "See, now you got a date," my buddy C grinned.
Took me a sec to get it.
"Ah!" I yelled.
OK, I see.
"No matter win or lose, I'm getting what I want," my buddy C said.
"Haha, regardless, we're catching a movie. That's a date with a hottie," he said.
Bro life tales
Once, my buddy C and I were chatting while drinking beverages.
He drops this bomb: "Yo, you know, last time I hit the nightclub? Pathetic."
"How so? Nightclubs are fun; what's pathetic about that?" I asked, cool as a cucumber.
"Just think about the nightclub lighting," he pouted, trying to be cute.
"Ugh, stop it. Gross," I said.
"Well, just know I'm not a pretty girl; you're such a looks snob," my buddy C sighed.
"Get to the point," I rolled my eyes.
"So, I thought the girl at the club looked smoking, took her to a hotel room," my buddy C spilled.
"And then?" I kept my cool.
"Once we got to the hotel, the lighting was normal white, not that dim club vibe," he explained.
"Get to the point," I pressed.
"Then, I realized she wasn't that attractive. Kinda ugly," my buddy C admitted.
"Then?" I probed.
"Well..." "I didn't really want to have sex with her; I didn't think I could," my buddy C confessed.
"But, we'd already showered. So, I was thinking..."
"Thinking..."
"Polite finish and bail?" he said.
Haha. I burst out laughing for like 10 minutes.
So, now you gotta be "polite"?????
Nah, haha. Too Silly, seriously.
Silly human = my buddy C."
對我而言，女生一定要有的，當然是好兄弟啦！
小時候
我是女生，但我從小到大，大部分時間都和男生混在一起，和男生真的比較聊的來。可能因為我小時候學的是跆拳道、楊氏太極、籃球，看的動漫是《七龍珠》，喜歡的是布袋戲的亂世狂刀；長大學的是八極拳、八卦太極拳、柔道、合氣道、苗刀、大槍、武士刀，看的動漫是《第一神拳》、《刃牙》、《史上最強弟子兼一》
可想而知，我和大部分女生聊不來，我周遭的女生大部分在追明星、看什麼連續劇，我完全不懂 = =!
武術狂熱分子
我或許可稱之為武術的狂熱愛好者。在武學修行的過程中，進步最迅速的方式無疑是與他人對打，而我的對手多半是男性，可能是因為他們對於受傷的心理準備似乎較為充足，而且我周遭真的沒有強的女生，只有男生可以練習。
無論是從事體育還是武學，受傷似乎成了家常便飯。從小到大，我的好朋友大概都是男的，就是俗稱的「哥們、好兄弟」，可能是因為和哥們一起打籃球、一起練拳、一起受傷？
我周圍的女生真的不耐揍，可能對我來說，和周遭女生當朋友的實用度較低吧！(我這個人挺現實的) 我的哥們通常挺耐扁的，抗打擊力槓槓的！而且很好用，不管是肉體上(和我對練、被我揍)、金錢上(周轉一下、借我錢)、精神上(不開心了就叫兄弟出來喝一杯飲料、或叫兄弟們上擂台被我揍)，智慧上(世事洞明皆學問、和好兄弟學習把妹訣竅)，好兄弟可說是人生中必不可少的存在！
所以，女生一定要有幾個好兄弟
大二的時候
「喂！是我。快月底了我沒錢，先借個兩千，下個月再還你。」我說
「啥? 你又沒錢，這次是怎樣？把妹沒錢喔? 」我兄弟A說道
「幹嘛問那麼多，是要不要借拉。我哪次不還的，我還挺有信用的ㄅ。」我說
「好啦好啦，借你啦。去打點工、存點錢。」兄弟A關心道
對練的時候
「啊！我剛剛差點把你的手折斷ㄟ！」我有點嚇到的說
「喔，沒關係啦。我剛剛也揍下去了。你肚子還好ㄇ？」兄弟B說道
「沒關係啦，我抗打擊力還行。」我說
「ㄟ，如果我真的把你手折斷，你會怎樣？」我看著他說
「不是吧，我如果手斷了，便利商店打工可能就不能去了ㄟ」兄弟B大咧咧地說道
「那你會生氣嗎？」我問
「不會啊！生什麼氣啊？對練本來就會有意外。只是我大概會叫你賠我一個月薪水。我也要生活的」兄弟B說道
「就這樣???」我說
「要不然勒，你又不是故意的。這種小事情也要問喔」兄弟B不在乎的說道
好吧，可能手斷了對我兄弟來說，真的是小事情。感覺我幾個哥們人真的都很好。
兄弟的小訣竅
我有個兄弟C，他人長的不怎麼樣，成績也不好，但是女朋友卻換的挺勤快的。我有一次很好奇的問我兄弟
「ㄟ，你為什麼就約的到女生啊？」
「這個人要幽默點，像你就是屁都不放一個，遇到女生就臉紅。超沒用。」兄弟C嫌棄的看著我
「喂喂喂，不要人身攻擊好嗎？是要不要教啦」我有點生氣了
「教教教，教你一招去把妹。」
「快說啦。」
「就一開始正常交朋友就好。然後如果你覺得她可能對你有意思，你就可以耍一些小花招。」兄弟C突然很正經地看著我說
「什麼小花招？」我好奇地問
譬如說，你看對面是不是有一個長頭髮的女生，她轉過來如果我們兩個都覺得很正，我請你看電影；如果只有一個人覺得正，你請我看電影。
「我覺得應該不正吧。」我瞇著眼睛 觀察後說
哈哈
「你看，這樣不是就約到了嗎」兄弟C 得意的笑笑說道
我愣了一會????
「啊！」我大叫一聲。終於領悟到我兄弟剛說的話
「所以你不是要跟我打賭，你是要約我出去喔」我說
「沒啊，我是跟你打賭，只是不管賭贏還是賭輸，我目的都達到了。」兄弟C說道
「哈哈哈，總之，不管賭贏還是賭輸，我們都會去看電影。這不就約到正妹了。」他說
兄弟的人生
有一次，我和我兄弟C在喝飲料聊天。他和我抱怨
「ㄟ，你知道嗎？我上次去夜店，超可憐的。」
「是怎樣？去夜店玩很好啊，哪裡可憐？」我淡定的看著兄弟C
「就夜店的燈光你也知道。」他故意嘟起嘴巴跟我撒嬌
「轟，你不要這樣。好噁。」我嫌棄地說
「好啦，就知道我不是正妹，你這死顏控。」兄弟C委屈的說
「快說拉。」我有點不耐煩了
「就我在夜店以為那妹很正，就帶去開房間啊。」兄弟C
「然後咧。」我淡定的說
「然後一到旅館，旅館的燈是那種正常白光，不像夜店那麼暗。」
「說重點。」我瞪了他一眼
「然後我覺得那個妹，一點都不正。長的挺醜的」兄弟C 委屈的說
「那怎麼辦？」我繼續淡定
「就...」
「我不太想做，我覺得我沒辦法。」兄弟C繼續委屈臉
「但是，都洗好澡了。所以我就在想說....」
「想說....」
「要不要禮貌的做完再走。」
哈哈哈
我真的爆笑了大概10分鐘
所以
這時候要「講禮貌」?????
不行，哈哈哈。我真的覺得太蝦了
蝦蝦人類 =我兄弟C
「禮貌的做完再走。」
「禮貌的做完再走。」
「要不要禮貌的做完再走。」
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