最近，港府邀請了美國國際邁亞密足球隊來香港和港隊踢表演賽，因為美國國際邁亞密足球隊有阿根庭球王鼻屎在陣。一眾港人都想一睹阿根庭球王鼻屎的風采。不過最終阿根庭球王鼻屎都沒有出埸踢過一分鐘的球，所以在完埸之後一眾港人都抱怨連連，認為國際邁亞密足球隊班主迫痰當他們是傻子。事後迫痰就這樣解釋:球王鼻屎不上埸踢表演賽是因為他不懂得說英語，但是香港人一定要他會說英語才覺得他很有料子，所以他才决定不上場比賽。這樣便可以成全他們了。另一位球星蘇亞蕾絲不上埸比賽都是這個原因。球王鼻屎對我說過，他家鄉是說西班牙語的，你們崇拜他，你們就應該學西班牙語，而不是用英語和他溝通。當然他都會說外語，不過不是英語，而是法語。
阿根庭球王鼻屎接着解釋道:"我沒有上場踢表演賽的原因，是因為我聽到有很多人叫覓屎上場比賽，但其實我的姓氏叫鼻屎。我來錯香港了，我以為香港有很多人崇拜我鼻屎，但其實他們崇拜的是覓屎。''留言
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知天知地知人事,
分析大勢顯才思,
正是諸葛隆中對,
三分天下定乾坤。
Know the weather, the earth, and the people,
Analyze the general trend and show his talents,
It is Zhuge Liang's
宇船片刻降地球,
外星異客艙門出,
欲說帶我遊深空,
宇宙廣大樂無窮。
The spacecraft landed on the earth for a moment, and the alien passengers came out of the cabin door.
They want
城門兩岸高樓立,
燈火通明照長空,
河水青青靜靜流,
群星隱匿宇宙中。
There are tall buildings on both sides of the Shing Mun River.
the bright lights illuminate the sky,
the river
大草原上水源在,
圓形教堂現眼前,
孤煙直立廢墟上,
唯有貓兒在亂竄。
There is water on the prairie,
a round church appears in front of us,
and a solitary smoke stands on the ruins,
早年存傲氣,心繫科西嘉,
棄文從軍去,寧為雞之首,
投身革命派,地位正日隆,
攻下土倫堡,鋒芒顯露中,
衛戌巴黎城,青史已留名。
In the early days, Napoleon was arrogant and cared about Corsica.
He abandoned lite
縱馬馳騁疆場上,
英姿勃發誰能比,
可憐身敗滑鐵盧,
獨困荒島囚半生。
Napoleon Bonaparte rides his horse across the battlefield,
Who can compare with his heroic appearance?
It's a p
知天知地知人事,
分析大勢顯才思,
正是諸葛隆中對,
三分天下定乾坤。
Know the weather, the earth, and the people,
Analyze the general trend and show his talents,
It is Zhuge Liang's
宇船片刻降地球,
外星異客艙門出,
欲說帶我遊深空,
宇宙廣大樂無窮。
The spacecraft landed on the earth for a moment, and the alien passengers came out of the cabin door.
They want
城門兩岸高樓立,
燈火通明照長空,
河水青青靜靜流,
群星隱匿宇宙中。
There are tall buildings on both sides of the Shing Mun River.
the bright lights illuminate the sky,
the river
大草原上水源在,
圓形教堂現眼前,
孤煙直立廢墟上,
唯有貓兒在亂竄。
There is water on the prairie,
a round church appears in front of us,
and a solitary smoke stands on the ruins,
早年存傲氣,心繫科西嘉,
棄文從軍去,寧為雞之首,
投身革命派,地位正日隆,
攻下土倫堡,鋒芒顯露中,
衛戌巴黎城,青史已留名。
In the early days, Napoleon was arrogant and cared about Corsica.
He abandoned lite
縱馬馳騁疆場上,
英姿勃發誰能比,
可憐身敗滑鐵盧,
獨困荒島囚半生。
Napoleon Bonaparte rides his horse across the battlefield,
Who can compare with his heroic appearance?
It's a p