09-Belly Full of Turkey

聽不熟的句子:

1. It's a time for giving of yourself, for thinking of your fellow man.
2. A fun and delicious new novelty drink I invented.
3. Cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube.
4. Your cops are called "Mounties."
5. I think I'm going to a homeless shelter, serve food.
6. Marshall was the runt of the Eriksen clan.
7. Barney, we need you out front. There's a logjam on the stuffing line.
8. you and your girlfriend can help sort through these donations.
   - sift through
9. Court-mandated community service?
10. Oh my God, you're on probation?
11. I have 40 hours left on my community service and now I've gotta spend it spearing trash on a freaking median strip.
12. Okay, personal effects.
13. And don't take this the wrong way, but I don't want to be exactly like your family either.

一定要背的句子:

1. A time when the unforgiving city becomes a little kinder.
2. You guys are the world's leader in handgun violence, your healthcare system is bankrupt, and your country is deeply divided on almost every important issue.
3. Look at all these people, giving up their Thanksgiving to help their fellow man.
4. Guys, okay, look. I don't advertise it, but I volunteer here.
5. Every Sunday, all year long.
6. Can you ever really have enough unpaid help?
7. Okay, well, I'd better get back out there. There's a lot of food to give out.
8. Okay, Lily, we're putting you on salad duty.
9. Man, the way the faces of the less fortunate light up
10. Hey, Barn, what do you say you let us sub in for you, scoop stuffing for a little bit?
11. When did it get so hard to do charity work?
12. How's that little project coming along?
13. Why are we even talking about this? This is like way down the road.
14. I embarrassed myself in front of your family, and now I'm celebrating Thanksgiving in probably the most depressing place ever.
15. Just a little joke to lighten up the mood.
16. In the fight against cancer, I'm on the side of cancer.
17. I never joke about the sublime art of burlesque entertainment.
18. You said you wanted to see the look of joy in someone's eyes.
19. It's the rough parts that make you thankfull that you have people to share it with.