Now prepare yourselves for an audio journey into the white-hot center of adrenaline.
I can't believe we're leaving a party that had pigs in blankets.
Okay, I love these shoes, but the pain-to-hotness ratio is pretty steep.
Come on, Lily, we have a tightly scheduled evening of awesomeness ahead of us. I need you to power through the pain.
All the circuits are jammed.
I see a short bald hipster, my mind goes straight to Moby.
Well, after that rather unpsyching experience, you know what it's time for?
Laugh for the sad clown trapped on his whirling carousel of suits and cigars and bimbos and booze.
Am I not allowed to have a pensive side?
I was on the way to my grandfather's funeral.
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And all it cost was half my Christmas bonus.
Last new years, we went our separate ways, and it sucked.
Now, I sifted through your party submissions and I narrowed them down to these five
Oh, I wish I could come with you guys but Derek should be coming by any minute to pick me up.
We didn't really get a chance to meet.
So while you may chose to turn your back on her, I choose to turn my front on her.
Ted, Derek stood me up.
Look, so your date fell through.
Ted went to a lot of trouble to make this an awesome New Year's.
And I can tell that she's into you, too.
Give it a rest, Ted.
Trying to turn this night into anything more than what it is, which is New Year's Eve which is the single biggest letdown of a night every single year.
Stop trying to chase down some magical, perfect New Years, Ted.