<div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >綠茶貓嫉妒心很強,也很愛玩學人精,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >只要「雞雞叫」跟「很厲害」有做過什麼,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >看過幾次之後,她就也要來一下~</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--quotesSpecial center><div class=content><span style=font-weight: bold; >其實她個人風格超強,真的不需要這樣</span>😪<span style=font-weight: bold; >⋯</span></div></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >綠茶經常喜歡躲在暗處觀察</span>👀<span style=font-weight: bold; >大家,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >真的是就默默在旁邊看的那種,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >有時候在跟很厲害啾啾時,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >你都會感覺有人監視著,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >猛的轉頭,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >就能撇見綠茶的目光正從暗處射過來,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >真是讓人害怕極了!</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >所以只要她覺得稍稍有失寵的徵象,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >就會開始心理不平衡,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >隨後就會在地上、人類的床上、沙發上,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >嘔吐</span>🤮<span style=font-weight: bold; >或噴些尿,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >讓你聞香並好好的記住教訓,</span></div> <h3 class=draft-block draft--h3 name=header-fot1k><span style=font-weight: bold; >看你們以後還敢不敢在她面前放閃</span>⚡️<span style=font-weight: bold; >⋯</span></h3> <div class=draft-block draft--p left></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >還有件最常幹的事,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >就是當你抱著雞雞叫一起睡的時候,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >他就會默默的過來吐一排在旁邊,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >讓你只要一翻身,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >就能享用她費心為你準備的「水床」,</span></div> <h3 class=draft-block draft--h3 name=header-eju8n><span style=font-weight: bold; >到底哪來那麼多嘔吐物啊⋯⋯</span></h3> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >是你自己不喜歡跟人家抱抱睡,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >不給人啾啾的,還這樣⋯</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >淦</span>~<span style=font-weight: bold; >老被綠茶壓著打,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >我容易嗎我</span>😢~<span style=font-weight: bold; >老娘可是人魚</span>🧜♀️<span style=font-weight: bold; >ㄝ</span>⋯</div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >其實綠茶真的是房子裏最貼心的喵,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >不像另外那兩個沒心沒肺的,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >只會吃喝拉撒睡⋯</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >誰心情不好她都知道,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >她會緊緊靠在你身邊,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >不然就是跟你磨磨鼻子,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >🉑️別小看磨鼻子這招,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >她這個高傲的心機婊,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >平常沒事就是一幅別來煩我的樣子,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >所以她肯跟你有親密接觸,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >就真的可以偷笑了</span>😏</div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >但如果你是自己哭哭跑去找她討拍,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >她是不會插洨你的</span>!</div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >就譬如有一次我滑倒,超痛、痛到哭,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >去找她給我惜惜啾一下,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >她是直接白眼走貓,一點面子也不給我,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >呵呵</span> 🤭 <span style=font-weight: bold; >有夠糗的⋯⋯</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >喔,對了!</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >她想要打屁股的時候會主動來找你,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >關於這點,你可別想隨便應付她,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >她可是會「啄」你的</span>!!!</div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >真心覺得她上一輪是雞,</span></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left><span style=font-weight: bold; >而且還是超狠凶的那種!</span>🐔</div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left></div> <h2 class=draft-block draft--h2 name=header-9jl8n><span style=font-weight: bold; >還好人魚是人魚</span>🧜♀️<span style=font-weight: bold; >~歐耶~</span>✌️</h2> <div class=draft-block draft--p left></div> <div class=draft--imgNormal draft-block><div><div style=height:1536px class=image-block-prerender data-src=https://images.vocus.cc/e14dde60-a505-4fc6-928d-4ade7e8549f5.jpg data-width=1536 data-height=2048 data-position=center></div><figcaption class=imageCaption draft-block style=cursor:text;display:block>綠茶小婊婊</figcaption></div></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left></div>