<p class=lexical__paragraph><br><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>今天關公生日,</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>早上曬36度的太陽,終於也去了行天宮,</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>終於也領到福壽麵了。</span><br><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>以下是主題。</span><br><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>《西遊記》第49回,「三藏有災沉水宅,觀音救難現魚籃」,</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>寫到觀音菩薩通天河收妖,</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>也沒梳妝,大素顏,就從南海紫竹林趕來了。</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>我手上的「李卓吾批評本」寫道:</span><br><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>「真活觀音,未梳妝就想救人;</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>假活觀音,未梳妝只是害人。」</span><br><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>看到這邊,想必所有人都會大笑。</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>真的,</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>女子素顏乎?化妝乎?三思,三思。</span><br><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>以上跟關公生一點關係都沒有。</span><br><br><br></p>