<div class=draft--imgNormal draft-block><div><div style=height:1280px class=image-block-prerender data-src=https://images.vocus.cc/37fd1508-695b-4cd8-b5ba-e1ad026c979e.jpg data-width=1280 data-height=1706 data-position=center></div><figcaption class=imageCaption draft-block style=cursor:text;display:block></figcaption></div></div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left>二戰後,英國國會為表彰邱吉爾的貢獻,決議要為他鑄造一座銅像。</div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left>邱吉爾聽說,便回應:「感謝大家的好意,但我怕鳥兒太喜歡我的銅像,會在上頭拉屎,還是免了吧!」</div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left>笑裡一定要藏刀。</div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left>割開別人叫嘲笑,是刻薄。</div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left>割開自己叫自嘲,是幽默。</div> <div class=draft-block draft--p left>──郝廣才</div>