<p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>開學了。然後,隔天就遇到返鄉大潮的考驗。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>當天迅速把課結束,跑到會館前等台灣好行。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>意外地人不太多,</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>我大概排在第5個,</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>想說,運氣不錯!這下穩了!</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>人陸續增加。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>不久車來了。我先去放行李。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>就在這時候,排在後面的一群男同學,竟然一擁而上!</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>對,就是插隊!</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>竟然!</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>竟然有人排台灣好行也敢做這麼不要臉的事!</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>還好我擠上去了。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>但後面2個小女生就沒位子坐了,</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>司機只好載她們到愛蘭橋那邊放生。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>真的好可憐。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>事後回想,到底是怎樣?為什麼我會被插隊?</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>可能答案A。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>楊朱的例子。《莊子‧寓言》提到,楊朱被老聃教育一番之後:</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>「其往也,舍者迎將,其家公執席,妻執巾櫛,舍者避席,煬者避灶。其反也,舍者與之爭席矣!」</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>意思是,楊朱剛來的時候,</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>旅店的人都對他畢恭畢敬、讓位給他。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>等到楊朱再去,人們開始跟他搶位子了。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>為什麼?</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>因為他不再鋒芒畢露,德行進步了。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>可能答案B。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>庾統的例子。《世說‧容止》說,</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>庾統和弟弟住驛站,滿滿都是人,沒有位子。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>庾統說,我去看看。於是:</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>「乃策杖將一小兒,始入門,諸客望其神姿,一時退匿。」</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>意思是,他一進門,</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>客人們看到他的神姿風采,一時都被震懾住,</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>全部逃走,把位子全都讓出來了。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>所以,我是:</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph>,德行太好?所以人人都要插我隊?</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph>,長太醜,沒有神姿風采?所以人人都要插我隊?</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>××××××</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>總之開學了。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>然而,學校沒什麼改變啊,應該說一點改進都沒有,唉!</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>研究室,</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>修了5個月,還是在修理。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>會館房間,</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>冷氣機還是在滴水,也沒有來修理。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>學校到底是在?</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>這也太扯了。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>大家的反應:</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>×妤:行政效率正常發揮</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>×瑜:繼續放著不反應應該一輩子修不好吧</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>×安:辭職就不用煩惱了😆</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>真的!</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>那麼,同樣的思考進向,</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>我到底是:</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph>,德行太好?所以學校不想幫我修理研究室和房間?</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph>,長太醜,沒有神姿風采?所以學校不想幫我修理研究室和房間?</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>隔天。因為沒有研究室可以用,只好到處流浪。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>在小七吃早餐,再到系辦備課。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>主任來了,說昨晚好慘:</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>「昨天會館冷氣壞掉,我在研究室睡了一晚。」</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>於是我說:</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>「我連研究室都不能睡…」</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>於是對話就自動句點了。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>××××××</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>總之就是這樣。開學了。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;> </span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph><br></p>