<p class=lexical__paragraph><br><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>好,我還是把它寫出來了,請儘量笑吧。</span><br><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>上週某堂課,</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>下課時間,我從門口走出來,</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>有兩個隔壁班的女生正好經過。</span><br><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>擦身而過,六目相接,</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>我聽到她們在背後說:</span><br><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>「剛剛那個是老師嗎?好帥!」</span><br><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>我了解,我了解,</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>我知道你要說什麼。這實在太荒謬了啊!</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>不知道是2012年世界末日要到了,</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>還是這兩位小妹妹眼睛被大便遮蔽了。</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>雖然她們說的不是事實。</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>不過。</span><br><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>你儘量笑吧。隨你便。</span><br><br><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>被某位讀者慫恿才寫出這件事。真是沒良心。</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>為了討好讀者,多麼辛苦啊我。</span><br><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>誰叫本誌以搞笑為宗旨呢。</span><br><br><br></p>