Middle-Aged Teacher
Female Student:
Amy: Hey, do you know what those evening clouds mean?
Li: What's up? Why are you asking that?
Amy: There's this girl from the class next door who's into me. She sent me a picture from Ximending last week, and I've been racking my brain, but I can't figure out what it means.
Li: You got the picture? Let me see.
Amy pulled out her phone from her pocket and showed me the picture.
Li: Your friend's got some real talent with that camera, I must say.
Amy: Do you have any idea what she's trying to convey?
Li: I might have a clue, but I'm not entirely sure if I've got it right.
Amy: Come on, tell me, tell me!
Li: You finish up that test paper, and I'll spill the beans.
Amy: Alright, I'll wrap it up right away. Hang on.
30 minutes later
Amy: I'm done with the test. Can you check it out for me?
Li: Sure thing.
Amy: Can you tell me now?
Li: Of course. Have you ever heard of the Ming Dynasty poet Tang Yin's 'A Sprig of Plum Blossoms: Rain Hitting Pear Blossoms, Deeply Locked Door'?
Amy: What's that? Can you tell me the whole thing?
Li: Let me check with Google real quick. Hold on.
Li: Your classmate is probably using that line 'Looking at the sky at dawn, the clouds at dusk, walking and sitting, I think of you' to express her longing for you.
Amy: Seriously?
Li: What's the matter? Why the hesitancy?
Amy: That's pretty smooth, I guess. Must be what they call scholarly romance.
Li: Make sure to hit the books regularly.
Amy: She's just so romantic; I swear I'm almost falling for her."
Li: Okay, enough chit-chat. Let's get back to the lesson. Time to buckle down; we're going to review and go over the test papers.
老師
高二女生:
艾咪: 「老師,你知道傍晚的雲朵是什麼意思嗎?」
李:「怎麼了?為什麼這麼問?」
艾咪:「隔壁班有一個女生在追我,她上星期去西門町玩的時候傳了一張照片給我。我想了好久還是不知道什麼意思。」
李:「有照片嗎?我看看。」
艾咪從口袋拿出她的手機,並給我看那張照片
李:「你朋友拍得挺不錯的,滿有攝影天賦。」
艾咪:「老師,那你知道她是什麼意思嗎?」
李:「可能吧,我也不知道我有沒有猜對。」
艾咪:「說嘛說嘛。」
李:「你把這張考卷寫完我就說。」
艾咪:「行。我立馬寫完。等我一下。」
過了30分鐘
艾咪:「老師,我寫好了。你幫我看一下卷子。」
李:「沒問題。」
艾咪:「老師,可以說了嗎?」
李:「好。你聽過明代唐寅的《一剪梅·雨打梨花深閉門》嗎?」
艾咪:「那是什麼?全文內容是什麼?」
李:「我問一下google,請稍等。」
以下是明代唐寅的詞
紅滿苔階綠滿枝,杜宇聲聲,杜宇聲悲!交歡未久又分離,彩鳳孤飛,彩鳳孤棲。
別後相思是幾時?後會難知?後會難期?此情何以表相思?一首情詞,一首情詩。
雨打梨花深閉門,忘了青春,誤了青春。賞心樂事共誰論?花下銷魂,月下銷魂。
愁聚眉峰盡日顰,千點啼痕,萬點啼痕。曉看天色暮看雲,行也思君,坐也思君。
李:「可能你同學是用暮看雲,行也思君,坐也思君那句話,在訴說對你的思念。」
艾咪:「這......」
李:「怎麼?怎麼欲言又止的?」
艾咪:「這也太撩人了。這大概就是學霸的浪漫吧!」
李:「平時多讀書。」
艾咪:「啊啊啊!我覺得我快被她追到了。」
李:「好了。閒聊完了,該做正事了。收收心,要來檢討這張考卷了。」