<p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><b><strong class=lexical__textBold style=white-space: pre-wrap;>屄殼</strong></b></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>有個道士正在跟婦人偷情,正幹得起勁時,突然聽到丈夫回來的敲門聲,道士非常慌張,把道冠丟在床上就走了。</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>丈夫進了屋子,摸到道冠,就問:「這是什麽?」</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>婦人說:「這是我褪下來的屄殼。」</span></p><blockquote class=lexical__special-quote><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>一道士與婦人私,正行事,忽聞其夫叩門,道士慌甚,乃棄頭上冠子在床而去。夫既登床,摸著道冠問曰:「此是何物?」婦急應曰:「此是我褪下的屄殼。」——《笑林廣記》</span></blockquote><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>編譯:鄧小閒</span></p>