@故宮北部院區第二展覽館
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一隻大禿鷹虎視眈眈的看像前方
A giant bald vulture is glaring fiercely ahead.

紫氣東來哈哈哈
Purple air coming from the east, hahaha.

照片可能看不出來,但盧梭的這幅《池塘》裡面的樹冠,質感超像建築模型裡的假樹
It might not show in the photo, but the treetops in Rousseau`s The Pond look exactly like fake trees in an architectural model.

想辦法避開黃色!
Try to avoid the yellow!
這幅畫站太近看沒什麼感覺,但站遠一點看景深就出來了!
Standing too close to this painting doesn`t feel like much, but step back and the depth of field really pops!

麥田衝浪!
Surfing the wheat field!

第一時間想到俄羅斯馬戲團,我也不知道為什麼
First thing that came to mind was a Russian circus—I don`t know why either.

蒙馬特大道這整排馬車,換成現代就是百貨公司或酒店外整排的計程車和uber
This row of carriages on Montmartre Boulevard would be a line of taxis and Ubers outside a department store or hotel today.

毛茸茸的正面綠金剛,旁邊還有一隻側面看這他的小金剛
A furry green gorilla facing forward, with a smaller gorilla beside it looking at him from the side.

宛如地獄居民但這幅畫卻叫《神話風景》
Looks like residents of hell, yet the painting is titled Mythical Landscape.

這彩度跟展場其他畫相比格格不入
This color saturation is totally out of place compared to the other paintings in the exhibition.

這兩幅畫還擺一起,彷彿天堂v.s.地獄或是有錢人世界v.s.貧民窟
These two paintings are displayed side by side, like heaven vs. hell, or the rich world vs. the slums.

粉紅色的林蔭大道,超想去~
A pink tree-lined avenue—I so want to go there!

《樹下人物》,我看是樹下怨女吧
Figures Under the Tree? Looks more like“Resentful Women Under the Tree”to me.

中間那四個人連顏色都不配擁有是嗎?(大笑)
So the four people in the middle don`t even deserve color? (LOL)
個人很喜歡這個畫家保羅·希涅克的作品,繽紛的色彩和線條的複雜程度都恰到好處
I personally really like the works of this artist, Paul Signac—the vibrant colors and the complexity of the lines are just right.

很明顯女士們來海邊只是擺拍沒有要下水,旁邊還有個小孩在解放自我
It`s obvious the ladies at the beach came just to pose, not to swim—meanwhile, there`s a kid next to them totally setting himself free.

這幅叫《水面上的陽光》,但先別管水面了,岸邊看起來不太妙啊!
This one`s called Sunlight on the Water, but never mind the water—the shore looks kind of not good!

塞納河靠近法國韋爾農的水質…我是不敢下水玩啦
The water quality in the Seine near Vernon, France… I wouldn`t dare get in.

大家來找碴,畫面中有三個人,請問在哪裡?
Spot the difference: there are three people in this painting—can you find them?
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