被地瓜打臉的媽媽

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我下班回家路上想買地瓜蒸起來

放冰箱當早上早餐

我媽看到我隨便買地瓜

斷言我買的地瓜肯定很難吃

蒸好還燙的時候

她就急著拿起來吃一口

然後就很小聲說還可以啦⋯

我以為很難吃我就也吃一口

對我媽說明明很甜

媽媽就開始氣急敗壞了XDD

她一定是急著想打臉我隨便買的瓜很難吃哈哈哈哈

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