這招也太屌，
而且奶音超無敵！

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而且竟然知道零食放哪個櫃子，

淦～都有在記捏齁～

淦！沒有用的人魚🧜‍♀️

<blockquote class="draft-block draft--blockquote"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">很厲害的地球貓，鬼招數真的是多到用不完，到底都去哪學的</span>？<span style="font-weight: bold; ">到底都誰教他的？</span>   <span style="font-weight: bold; ">小腦袋也太詭計多端了吧</span>！！</blockquote>
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<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">不是突然來到你面前，</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">哇哇叫的喊你要抱抱要塞奶</span>，</div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">就是走過來對著你奶叫奶叫的</span>，</div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">然後再用小手手撓撓你</span>，<span style="font-weight: bold; ">要你跟著他走，</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">接著就把你帶到零食櫃那裡，</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">再用下巴狂嚕櫃子，跟你說要吃⋯</span>👆</div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">哇噻～這招也太屌！而且奶音超無敵！</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">人魚是一定受不了的，</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">肯定要什麼就通通都給啦！</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">老實說，</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">他第一次丟出這招時，我超傻眼的</span>👀<span style="font-weight: bold; ">！</span></div>
<h2 class="draft-block draft--h2" name="header-alm4n">而且竟然知道零食放哪個櫃子，</h2>
<h2 class="draft-block draft--h2" name="header-f14b">淦～都有在記捏齁～</h2>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">人魚對於這些招數是毫無抵抗力的</span>，</div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">把把都嘛是舉雙手投降！</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left">而且抱起來就直接啾啾啾了好嗎～</div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">盡量吧，小渣貓～</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">儘管對著我奶叫吧～</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">嘿嘿</span> ☺️ <span style="font-weight: bold; ">偶喜翻～</span></div>
<h2 class="draft-block draft--h2" name="header-frgpg"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">淦！沒有用的人魚</span>🧜‍♀️</h2>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"></div>
<div class="draft--imgNormal draft-block"><div><div style="height:1242px" class="image-block-prerender" data-src="https://images.vocus.cc/81384aac-b51e-4c89-b1b6-9dca706a550e.png" data-width="1242" data-height="1740" data-position="center"></div><figcaption class="imageCaption draft-block" style="cursor:text;display:block">老是跳高高又媽媽叫的說下不來</figcaption></div></div>
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很厲害的地球貓，鬼招數真的是多到用不完，到底都去哪學的？到底都誰教他的？   小腦袋也太詭計多端了吧！！

就是走過來對著你奶叫奶叫的，

然後再用小手手撓撓你，要你跟著他走，

再用下巴狂嚕櫃子，跟你說要吃⋯👆

哇噻～這招也太屌！而且奶音超無敵！

他第一次丟出這招時，我超傻眼的👀！

人魚對於這些招數是毫無抵抗力的，

而且抱起來就直接啾啾啾了好嗎～

老是跳高高又媽媽叫的說下不來

地球貓訊息

寵物

<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">很厲害的地球貓，</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">鬼招數真的是多到用不完，</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">到底都哪裡學的</span>？</div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">到底都誰教他的？</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">小腦袋也太詭計多端了吧</span>！！</div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">不是突然來到你面前，</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">哇哇叫的喊你要抱抱要塞奶</span>，</div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">就是走過來對著你奶叫奶叫的</span>，</div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">然後再用小手手撓撓你</span>，</div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">要你跟著他走，</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">接著就把你帶到零食櫃那裡，</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">再用下巴狂嚕櫃子，</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">跟你說要吃⋯</span>👆</div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">哇噻～</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">這些招也太屌！</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">而且奶音超無敵！</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">人魚是一定受不了的，</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">肯定要什麼就通通都給啦！</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">老實說，</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">他第一次丟出這招時，</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">我超傻眼的</span>👀<span style="font-weight: bold; ">！</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left">而且竟然都知道零食放哪個櫃子，</div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left">都有在記捏齁～</div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">人魚對於這種招數是毫無抵抗力的</span>，</div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">把把都嘛是舉雙手投降！</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">所以盡量吧，小渣貓～</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">儘管對著我奶叫吧～</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">嘿嘿</span> ☺️ <span style="font-weight: bold; ">偶喜翻～</span></div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">淦！沒有用的人魚</span>🧜‍♀️</div>
<div class="draft-block draft--p left"></div>
<div class="draft--imgNormal draft-block"><div><div style="height:1242px" class="image-block-prerender" data-src="https://images.vocus.cc/81384aac-b51e-4c89-b1b6-9dca706a550e.png" data-width="1242" data-height="1740" data-position="center"></div><figcaption class="imageCaption draft-block" style="cursor:text;display:block">老是跳高高又媽媽叫的說下不來</figcaption></div></div>
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在喧囂的世界中，

我們總是忙碌於追求大事。

然而，

生活的奇蹟卻隱藏在每個細節裡。

人魚🧜‍♀️的這個專題，

將為你打開一扇通往平凡中的奇妙之門，

帶你發現那些不起眼卻溫暖心靈的小故事。🫰