你在另一伴眼裡是什麼動物？
One day
What animal do you think you'd be in your partner's eyes? One evening, I returned home from work to find my darling engrossed in the phone, beaming with joy."What's got you grinning like a Cheshire cat?" I asked, intrigued.
"Just watching some animal videos," 163 sprawled on the bed, still fixated on the screen.
"What's so amusing about animals?" I queried, genuinely perplexed.
"Well, this one reminds me of you." 163 said with a mischievous grin.
A puzzled expression crossed my face. What animal could possibly resemble me?
I ventured some guesses. Given my strength and swagger, perhaps I'm a lion? Or a tiger?
I'm lightning-fast with my punches, so maybe I'm akin to a...
cheetah?
Or, drawing from manga lore, like in "First Fist," where Eagle Village takes on a bear with ferocious prowess—could I be a Formosan black bear?
Each guess I made missed the mark. "Come on, spill the beans! What animal am I? Tell me," I pressed eagerly.
"Come take a look for yourself." 163 teased.
So I sauntered over to sneak a peek at the phone screen.
And the big reveal? It was a YouTube video.
你在另一伴眼裡是什麼動物？
有一天，我下班回家，我家寶貝捧著手機笑的好開心
「你在笑什麼？」我好奇地問道
「我在看動物。」 163一邊躺在床上邊抬頭回答道
「動物有什麼好笑的啊？」我挺疑惑地
「這個動物好像你。」163笑道
我臉上真的一個大寫的問號
什麼動物那麼像我？
我開始猜
我那麼威猛，這麼帥氣，應該是......
獅子？
老虎？
我練拳地速度那麼快，以速度來講我應該是
豹？
還是像漫畫《第一神拳》裡面的鷹村跟熊對決，超猛的
是
台灣黑熊？
我猜了好幾個，都猜錯了
「到底是什麼動物？那麼像我？快跟我說」我急促地問道
「那你過來看。」 163說
我就走過去，去看他的手機螢幕
公布正確答案
螢幕上是
一個Youtube影片
