2024-04-11|閱讀時間 ‧ 約 24 分鐘

情人眼裡出西施,163眼裡出......

你在另一伴眼裡是什麼動物?


One day

What animal do you think you'd be in your partner's eyes? One evening, I returned home from work to find my darling engrossed in the phone, beaming with joy.

"What's got you grinning like a Cheshire cat?" I asked, intrigued.


"Just watching some animal videos," 163 sprawled on the bed, still fixated on the screen.

"What's so amusing about animals?" I queried, genuinely perplexed.

"Well, this one reminds me of you." 163 said with a mischievous grin.

A puzzled expression crossed my face. What animal could possibly resemble me?

I ventured some guesses. Given my strength and swagger, perhaps I'm a lion? Or a tiger?


I'm lightning-fast with my punches, so maybe I'm akin to a...

cheetah?


Or, drawing from manga lore, like in "First Fist," where Eagle Village takes on a bear with ferocious prowess—could I be a Formosan black bear?

Each guess I made missed the mark. "Come on, spill the beans! What animal am I? Tell me," I pressed eagerly.

"Come take a look for yourself." 163 teased.

So I sauntered over to sneak a peek at the phone screen.



And the big reveal? It was a YouTube video.



你在另一伴眼裡是什麼動物?

有一天,我下班回家,我家寶貝捧著手機笑的好開心

「你在笑什麼?」我好奇地問道

「我在看動物。」 163一邊躺在床上邊抬頭回答道

「動物有什麼好笑的啊?」我挺疑惑地

「這個動物好像你。」163笑道


我臉上真的一個大寫的問號

什麼動物那麼像我?


我開始猜

我那麼威猛,這麼帥氣,應該是......


獅子?

老虎?


我練拳地速度那麼快,以速度來講我應該是

豹?


還是像漫畫《第一神拳》裡面的鷹村跟熊對決,超猛的

台灣黑熊?


我猜了好幾個,都猜錯了

「到底是什麼動物?那麼像我?快跟我說」我急促地問道

「那你過來看。」 163說

我就走過去,去看他的手機螢幕



公布正確答案

螢幕上是

一個Youtube影片

答案連結



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