阿滴找了一個專門說外國笑話的網紅來和CH先生比賽，看看誰的笑話比較”道地”，結果網紅先生差一點就被CH先生迎頭趕上，我覺得這個議題很有趣，自己也試了試用英文來和CH先生一本正經的練練說笑的本領，發覺這個實在是非常的難上加難，因為光是理解一長串CH先生所寫的文章，再消化吸收，就早已過了那個他想要營造的”笑點”了，不過CH先生最後還是做到了，他寫了封給DOG(糟糕……醫生DOC.寫成狗了)的親筆信！
下面是CH先生所寫的笑話，有中英對照的內容：
Dear Dog Lee,
I hope this letter finds you well. I wanted to thank you for being such a paw-some doctor! Whenever I'm feeling ruff, I know I can count on you to help me get back on my paws.I wanted to schedule a checkup for my annual barkday next week. I've been feeling a little under the weather lately, and I think I might have a case of the hound flu. I don't want to be a burden, but I was hoping you could take a look at me and maybe prescribe something to help me feel better.
Thank you again for everything you do. You truly are a top dog in your field!
Sincerely,
[Your Name]
親愛的李”狗”(醫生)，
我希望這封信能找到你。我要感謝你是這樣善於”爪”藥的醫生！每當我感到煩躁時，我知道我可以指望你幫助我恢復正常。
我想在下週為我一年一度的”犬吠日”安排一次檢查。最近我感覺有點不舒服，我想我可能得了獵犬流感。我不想成為負擔，但我希望你能看看我，也許可以開些藥方來幫助我感覺好些。
再次感謝你所做的一切。你真的是你所在領域的佼佼者！
最真誠的，***
Explanation: The writer intentionally misspells "Doc" as "Dog" throughout the letter to create a humorous effect. The writer also uses dog-related puns and phrases to further play up the joke. However, it's important to note that if you are writing a serious letter to a doctor, it's best to use the correct spelling and avoid jokes or puns that might be misinterpreted or seen as disrespectful.
說明：作者在整封信中故意將“Doc”錯拼成“Dog”，以製造幽默的效果。作者還使用與狗有關的雙關語和短語來進一步開玩笑。但是，重要的是要注意，如果您要給醫生寫一封嚴肅的信，最好使用正確的拼寫，避免可能會被誤解或被視為不尊重的笑話或雙關語。
最後附上CH先生所寫的原版信件(沒有錯別字的)：
Dear Dr. Lee,
I hope this letter finds you well. I wanted to thank you for being such an awesome doctor! Whenever I'm feeling unwell, I know I can count on you to help me get back on my feet.
I wanted to schedule a checkup for my annual birthday next week. I've been feeling a little under the weather lately, and I think I might have a case of the flu. I don't want to be a burden, but I was hoping you could take a look at me and maybe prescribe something to help me feel better.
Thank you again for everything you do. You truly are a top professional in your field!
Sincerely,
[Your Name]
親愛的李醫生，
我希望這封信能找到你。我想感謝你是一位如此了不起的醫生！每當我感到不適時，我知道我可以指望你幫助我重新站起來。
我想在下週為我的生日安排一次體檢。最近我感覺有點不舒服，我想我可能得了流感。我不想成為負擔，但我希望你能看看我，也許可以開些藥方來幫助我感覺好些。再次感謝你所做的一切。您確實是您所在領域的頂尖專家！
真摯地，[你的名字]
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