新開幕的新北市立美術館，來看熱鬧啦~
置物櫃寄物時還想說"恩我真棒，還記得拿出$100等等要買門票"，
等走進場館後，發現售票處沒人、自助購票機未開放使用，
那我再往前走看看到底哪裡買票?
走著走著轉個彎，欸?我怎麼就進到展覽區了?
原來6月底前免費啊，蹭到了!
@新北市立美術館
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我在這裡蹲很久，抱歉了老虎，不是因為你，是因為出風口(最近天氣超熱)
Sorry, tiger — I’ve been squatting here for ages, not because of you, but because of the air vent. It’s been so hot lately."
美術館內萬年不敗熱門地點-座位就是最棒的互動性展物
The eternal hotspot in any art museum?
The benches — the best interactive installation ever
想推倒 (但我沒有)
I wanted to push it over (but I didn’t).
會出現在庫伊拉家裡的畫
A painting that would totally hang in Cruella’s house
帶討厭的人來看這幅畫，再不小心推倒他
Invite someone you can’t stand to admire this piece... then oops,
did I just push you?
葷素皆不友善菜市場，通通不能吃。
農會賣的魚獲，到底是新鮮還不新鮮?
A market that's unfriendly to both carnivores and vegetarians—nothing’s edible.
As for the fish sold by the farmers’ association… fresh or not? Who can tell?
附上一隻很震撼的解剖全豬
Included is a jaw-dropping full pig dissection
看到第一眼-螳螂陣頭欸!! (但看了解說原來是蜈蚣陣啊~)
還有迷你螳螂陣~~
My first thought – a mantis parade!!
(But the description says it’s actually a centipede parade~)
There’s even a tiny mantis one, too!
展中展
An exhibition within an exhibition
老子有錢! (抱歉我被廣告洗腦了)
I’m rich ! (Sorry, that ad totally brainwashed me.)
看來新北房價已經高到只能住半層樓
不鋪地板改鋪鏡子，所有東西都只有做一半就好有夠省
Looks like New Taipei housing prices are so high,
you can only afford half a floor.
No flooring, just mirrors. Everything’s done halfway —
what a budget-friendly design.
看到背面-恩就是幾個箱子疊在一起
走到正面-嚇死人，難怪是藝術品啊
Looking from the back — yeah, just a few boxes stacked up.
From the front — whoa, no wonder it’s called art.
這東西在進廁所前的通道，意思是-放送中 (廁所實境秀?)
Placed right before the restroom —
as if it’s announcing: "Now streaming" (Restroom reality show)
戶外在搭舞台，器材堆得也很藝術啊~
They’re setting up the stage outside,
and the equipment pile looks pretty artistic too~
可能是因為新開幕而且最近又世壯運，到處可見認真的清潔人員
Maybe because it’s newly opened and with the recent World Masters Games, hardworking cleaners are everywhere
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看完我只想說:這美術館樓梯也太多!
