你怎麼不怕？

Diary Entry

I'm a lady, but just like your average guy, I willingly hand over my hard-earned paycheck to my significant other. Now, here's a little story from my daily drama.

One fine day, my sweetheart hits me with a question out of the blue, "Aren't you scared I might pull a fast one on you, both in love and money?"

I'm there, giving the classic "What?" because I'm genuinely not catching the drift.

"You know, since you hand me all your salary, aren't you worried I'll take the cash and run?"

And my response? A casual "Not at all."

"Why not?"

I drop some wisdom, "Well, if you fancy it, it's yours. No biggie."

"Wait, seriously? If I grabbed all your dough, you wouldn't bat an eye?"

I reply with that chill attitude, "Nah, not at all. With my current skills, I won't go hungry."

Second topic

Now, let's dive into my second topic – the art of deceiving for love.

"Get this – I'm the one swooning over you. So, where's the deception in that?"

"Oh," like a light bulb just went off the head.

"Exactly. It's a two-way street, no trickery involved."

So, there you have it – what some might call deceiving for love and money? Not a thing in my world.

上交薪水

我是一位女士，但我也和一般男士一樣，會乖乖的上交薪水給另一半。
有一天，我家寶貝突然問我一個問題

「你不怕我騙色又騙財嗎？」他一臉疑惑的看著我說

「什麼？」我不太懂他的問題

「就是你把薪水都給我了。你不怕我拿了你的錢就跑喔？」

「不怕阿」我說。

「為啥？」他問

「首先，你如果要，那給你也可以啊。沒什麼不可以。」我很淡定的說

「你是說，我把你所有的錢都拿走──你也無所謂。」他有點訝異地說

「無所謂阿。」我繼續淡定

「為什麼阿？」他繼續追問

「反正如果我沒認識你，我錢也存不下來。你想想我認識你之前的狀況，
簡直心靈黑洞ㄟ。心上像破一個洞，靠購物暫時填補。」

「認識你之前我不只是月光族，還是那種沒到月底就沒錢，先和我好兄弟借錢頂一下那種。」

「這我就奇怪了，你薪水也不低，怎麼會落魄成那樣？」他有點好奇

「阿就我心生病了吧....... 我明明知道我不需要、也不喜歡，但我就習慣性網購，就按下去購物的那一瞬間感到開心，所以我就買一堆東西放家裡，然後沒過多久就要丟掉了。」

「啥？！難怪你存不了錢。」他有點驚訝我以前的狀況

「所以如果你要我所有的錢，我也無所謂阿。反正以我現在的能力我也餓不死。」我很平淡的回答

第二個問題

「你另一個問題，騙色。」我說

「怎樣？」有啥高見

「我覺得更好笑了。明明就是我被你吸引，沒什麼騙不騙的。」我微笑地說道

「喔。」

「是吧！大家你情我願的，沒什麼騙不騙啦。」我說

總結

所以你所謂的騙財騙色完全不存在 (ᗒᗨᗕ)/