強行用數字解釋萬物

"So, if I understand financial statements, does that mean I'm ready to dive into the stock market?"

"Well, financial statements are crucial, but they're not the whole story."

"But I read online that it's enough to know how to read them."

"If that were true, then just by understanding financial statements, you'd be raking in the profits!"

"You'd be swimming in money by now!"

"...... Σヽ(ﾟД ﾟ; )ﾉ "

"Oh, come on! "

小明：「如果我看得懂財務報表，是不是就可以去買股票了？」

小華：「報表是其中一個重要元素，但不代表一切。」

小明：「但是網路上的人說可以。」

小華：「如果網路上那人說得對，那不是只要會看報表，買股票一定大賺嗎！」

小華：「那你應該賺到翻掉阿！」

小明：「...... Σヽ(ﾟД ﾟ; )ﾉ 」

小華：「那只是強行用數字解釋萬物罷了。」