blue monday 『宜』嘴角上揚。
今天讓我們認識一位古代名人,他就是奧斯卡·王爾德(Oscar Wilde)。他是19世紀愛爾蘭的一位偉大劇作家和藝術家之一,並且以幽默、機智和尖銳的社會評論聞名。雖然我們不用熟悉他的作品,但可以知道他總能讓人會心一笑的著名語錄,即使 100 年之後仍被譽為吐槽大師、段子手。
- 做你自己,因為別人都已被佔據了。 (Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.)
- 擺脫誘惑的唯一辦法就是屈服於它。除了誘惑,我可以抵抗一切。 (The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. I can resist everything but temptation.)
- 活著是世界上最罕見的事情。大多數人只是存在,僅此而已。 (To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.)
- 我是如此聰明,有時我自己都不明白我在說什麼。 (I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.)
- 永遠原諒你的敵人,沒有什麼比這更讓他們惱火的了。 (Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.)
- 生命中只有一件比被談論更糟糕的事情,那就是沒有人談論你。 (There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.)
- 我不想去天堂。我的朋友都不在那裡。 (I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.)
- 哭泣是平凡女人的專利。漂亮女人去購物。 (Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.)
- 結婚是離婚的主要原因。 (Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.)
- 年輕的時候,我以為錢是人生最重要的,現在我老了,我懂了,確實如此。 (When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.)
- 我們都在陰溝裏,但有些人在仰望星空。 (We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars.)
一起把這 11個幽默語錄學起來,下次和朋友開玩笑或需要自嘲時,不妨用上一句驚艷你的朋友圈吧。