藥好苦 Medicine Bitter

Bitter

This medicine is seriously bitter, and the weather's doing this crazy dance. With the weather flipping out, I caught something and had to hit up the doc for some meds. Got a prescription that's four times a day, and I'm sitting there, post-meal, popping pills.

Open one of those, and, whoa, it's like soap. Pink soap, to be exact. "Ugh, this tastes terrible. Why can't they make it a bit more, you know, edible?" I'm thinking aloud.

You know, if these meds actually tasted good, considering my cheeky little self back in the day, I'd probably be like, "Oh, these are so tasty! Gonna munch them down." Maybe then, my cause of death wouldn't be hanging, self-inflicted wounds, or a murder mystery.

It'd be something like "Kicked the bucket because the meds were too darn delicious????" Crazy kid.

Back in the day, I was just a cheeky little rascal. Remember those children's toothpaste flavors like strawberry and cantaloupe? Sweet as heck. I couldn't resist, started sneaking bites of toothpaste.

"Hey, you can't eat that," my mom warned.

"Oh," I shrug.

Next thing you know, I'm caught munching on toothpaste again.
Yeah, I'd admit the goof, but changing my ways? Nah, not my style.

Mischievous little kid, you know? So, from then on, our house only stocked the gross-tasting toothpaste.

Likewise, if these meds tasted like a gourmet feast, it'd be game over.

I'd totally be chowing down on them without a second thought.

Wrap-Up

Big shoutout to the drug company for whipping up a medicine that tastes like absolute garbage, literally saving a ton of kids out there.

天氣

隨著天氣驟變，我也生病了
去診所拿了藥，一天四次，聽著醫生說
「這藥吃了會想睡，有關係嗎？」
「沒關係。」我說

飯後

拆一包來吃
「阿！好像肥皂，還是粉粉的肥皂。」
「好難吃阿，怎麼不做好吃一點。」

等等

如果藥好吃的話，照我小時候那白目性格，就會
「好好吃啊！吃爆他。」可能我就不是死於上吊、割脘、也不是死於他殺，而是

死因：藥太好吃????

白目小屁孩

我小時候，根本就是個白目小屁孩。怎麼說哩，以前不是有那種草莓、哈密瓜口味的兒童牙膏嗎，吃起來甜甜的，我就開始偷吃牙膏
「這個不能吃。」
「喔。」我說
下次又被發現在偷吃牙膏
我就是那種會認錯但死不改的
死小孩
所以家裡從此都買那種難吃牙膏了

同理

如果藥做的那麼好吃
完蛋了
我一定吃爆他ㄟ

結論

感謝藥廠把藥做的那麼難吃，拯救了無數的小朋友