Why you need so many jeans你為什麼需要這麼多牛仔褲

The man looked at a great pile of jeans and said: ”Why you need so many jeans?”男人看著成堆的牛仔褲說：「為什麼你需要這麼多牛仔褲？」

Lady: ”But they are different.”女人說：「他們都不一樣啊！」

Man: “ How about these two?”男人說：「這兩件呢？」

Lady: ”One is black, and the other is dark gray .”女人說：「一件是黑色，一件是深灰色啊！」

Man: “ OK, how about these two?”男人說：「好，這兩件呢？」

Lady: ”One is dark blue, and the other is light blue .”女人說：「一件是深藍色，一件是淺藍色啊！」

Man: “ OK, how about these two?”男人說：「好，這兩件呢？」

Lady: ”One is full length, and the other is 9-inch inseam bicycle jeans .”女人說：「一件是全長，一件是九分褲啊！」

Man: “ OK, how about these two?”男人說：「好，這兩件呢？」

Lady: ”One is Flare, and the other is Boot Ｃut .”女人說：「一件是喇叭褲，一件是小喇叭褲。」

Man: “ OK, how about these two?”男人說：「好，這兩件呢？」

The lady rolled her eyes and said: ”One is Loose, and the other is Baggy .”女人翻了個白眼說：「一件是腰合身，但褲管鬆，一件是垮褲。」

Man: “ OK, how about these two?”男人說：「好，這兩件呢？」

Lady: ” You are right, they are the same because the department store is having Mother’s Day sale, you can buy one got one free .”女人說：「沒錯，這百貨公司母親節特惠買一送一活動時買的。」

Man: “ OK, how about these four?”男人說：「好，這四件呢？」

Lady with tears in her eyes: ”I am too fat to fit in.”女人眼中含著淚說：「我太胖了，穿不下了。」

Man: “ Sorry, I misunderstood you, but promise me you’ll stop buying jeans, OK?”男人說：「抱歉，我錯怪你了，但承諾我不要再買牛仔褲了，好嗎？」

Lady: ”OK (for now) .”女人說：「好的（暫時）！」