Why you need so many jeans你為什麼需要這麼多牛仔褲

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The man looked at a great pile of jeans and said: ”Why you need so many jeans?”男人看著成堆的牛仔褲說:「為什麼你需要這麼多牛仔褲?」
Lady: ”But they are different.”女人說:「他們都不一樣啊!」
Man: “ How about these two?”男人說:「這兩件呢?」
Lady: ”One is black, and the other is dark gray .”女人說:「一件是黑色,一件是深灰色啊!」
Man: “ OK, how about these two?”男人說:「好,這兩件呢?」
Lady: ”One is dark blue, and the other is light blue .”女人說:「一件是深藍色,一件是淺藍色啊!」
Man: “ OK, how about these two?”男人說:「好,這兩件呢?」
Lady: ”One is full length, and the other is 9-inch inseam bicycle jeans .”女人說:「一件是全長,一件是九分褲啊!」
Man: “ OK, how about these two?”男人說:「好,這兩件呢?」
Lady: ”One is Flare, and the other is Boot Cut .”女人說:「一件是喇叭褲,一件是小喇叭褲。」
Man: “ OK, how about these two?”男人說:「好,這兩件呢?」
The lady rolled her eyes and said: ”One is Loose, and the other is Baggy .”女人翻了個白眼說:「一件是腰合身,但褲管鬆,一件是垮褲。」
Man: “ OK, how about these two?”男人說:「好,這兩件呢?」
Lady: ” You are right, they are the same because the department store is having Mother’s Day sale, you can buy one got one free .”女人說:「沒錯,這百貨公司母親節特惠買一送一活動時買的。」
Man: “ OK, how about these four?”男人說:「好,這四件呢?」
Lady with tears in her eyes: ”I am too fat to fit in.”女人眼中含著淚說:「我太胖了,穿不下了。」
Man: “ Sorry, I misunderstood you, but promise me you’ll stop buying jeans, OK?”男人說:「抱歉,我錯怪你了,但承諾我不要再買牛仔褲了,好嗎?」
Lady: ”OK (for now) .”女人說:「好的(暫時)!」
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