By Dr. Cooper – The Only Doctor Who Will High-Five You for Lasting Longer
⏳ Meet the Little Pill That Says "Not So Fast, Cowboy"
Ever finish before the opening credits roll? Priligy (dapoxetine) is here to pump the brakes on premature ejaculation like:
✔️ Fast-acting SSRI (takes 1-2 hours to work)
✔️ Delays climax by 2-3x (now you both get to enjoy the movie)
✔️ Lasts about 4 hours (plenty of time for encores)
Perfect For:
- Men who measure stamina in seconds, not minutes
- Guys whose partners fake headaches more than they fake... other things
- Anyone who’s ever thought "Wait, it’s over already?"
💊 How to Take It (Without Turning Into a Zombie)
✅ 30mg-60mg 1-3 hours before "the main event"
✅ Works best on empty stomach (but light snacks won’t ruin the magic)
❌ Avoid:
- Alcohol (turns "lasting longer" into "lasting... never?")
- Other SSRIs (unless you enjoy serotonin syndrome)
- Grapefruit juice (nature’s little chemistry disruptor)
Pro Tip: Practice with the 30mg dose first – unless you enjoy explaining why dinner lasted longer than your performance.
😅 Side Effects: From "Mild Annoyance" to "Call My Therapist"
Common (But Temporary):
- Nausea (take with food if you hate dry heaving)
- Dizziness (suddenly the room spins and you last longer)
- Headache (your brain’s way of saying "slow down")
Rare (But Hilarious):
- Yawning mid-act (sexy, right?)
- Diarrhea (because why not add drama?)
When to Panic:
- If you can’t finish at all (congrats, you broke sex)
- If you start falling asleep during (maybe just take a nap instead)
⚡ Priligy vs. "Just Thinking About Baseball"
MethodEffectivenessRomance Factor
Priligy
✅ 2-3x longer
😏 "Wow, you’re so present!"
Baseball stats
❌ 0.5x longer
😑 "Why are you muttering about RBIs?"
Verdict: Science > sports trivia.
🎉 Final Verdict: Should You Try It?
✔️ YES if:
- You’ve ever finished before the condom was on
- Your partner’s "Was that it?" face haunts you
- You want to actually enjoy sex for once
❌ NO if:
- You’re on other SSRIs (serotonin overload = bad)
- You have heart issues (racing pulse + sex = risky)
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📢 Dr. Cooper’s Parting Wisdom
"Priligy won’t make you a sex god, but it’ll stop you from being the premature punchline of your own love life. Just remember: even with pills, foreplay isn’t optional."
P.S. If it works too well… your partner might start scheduling more "date nights."
Disclaimer: Priligy is a prescription drug, not a personality. Priapism isn’t a risk here – but awkward stamina might be. 😅
