人說結婚七年之癢，你知道美國人說的「婚姻三戒」有哪三個嗎？

the three rings of marriage

[ðə ˈθri rɪŋz ʌv mɛrɪʤ]

瑪：你知道『婚姻三戒』嗎？(Do you know the three rings of marriage?)

台下男：(點頭)

瑪：你給她訂婚戒指了嗎？(Did you give her the engagement ring?)

台下男：有。(Yes.)

瑪：你給她結婚戒指了嗎？(Did you give her the wedding ring?)

台下男：我給了。(I did.)

瑪：……那你給她愛情墳墓了嗎？(Did you give her the suffering?)

台下男：隨時都給！(All the time!)

瑪：隨時都給啊？很好！(All the time, huh? Good!)

The Three Rings of Marriage: Engagement, Wedding, and Eternity(永恆)

婚姻三戒：訂婚之戒、結婚之戒、永恆之戒

延伸閱讀：一山不容二虎

瑪：你叫什麼名字? (What’s your name?)

男粉：傑克丹尼斯。(Jake Dennis.)

瑪：你真熱情。你什麼星座? (That’s enthusiatic. What sign are you?)

男粉：我是天殺的獅子座！(I’m a f***** Leo!)

瑪：你是天殺的獅子座，嗚耶！。 好吧，我們再說。那你會開車嗎? (A f***** Leo, ooh, yeah! Alright, we’ll see about that. Do you know how to drive a car?)

男粉：我會。(F*** yeah.)

瑪：OK，你有工作嗎? (Okay, do you have a job?)

男粉：當然! (Absolutely!)

瑪：你做什麼工作? (What kind of job do you have?)

男粉：我是歌手。(I’m a singer.)

瑪：(搖頭轉身就走) 你想的美 ～ 一山不能有二虎的， OK? (Ah~uhh...There will not be two captains driving this train, okay?)