<p class=lexical__paragraph><br></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>上禮拜的某個活動照片，一位眼白比例明顯過高的同事開口</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>同事：妳那天妝很濃…</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>九：什麼妝很濃，請你好好講話哦（警告口氣）</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>（不知死活繼續講）</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>同事：妳那天妝很濃啊</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>（我只差沒領貞節牌坊的一介清流被說裝很濃！！鄉親啊～你聽聽這幾句….）</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>九：你這種講話方式到底是怎麼娶到老婆？！</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>（後面一片聽眾大笑）</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>說我裝濃，我猜頂多是粉底液比較白，但不白怎麼去遮我的慘淡啊？！！</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>姑且算我當天像無臉男好了，我都還沒嫌你長年肥胖呢C大摳不要臉男！！</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>#每次無心力畫畫都是因為被激怒得要創作</span></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><span style=white-space: pre-wrap;>#我怒故我畫</span></p><div class=lexical__image center><div class=lexical__imageWrapper><img src=https://d2a6d2ofes041u.cloudfront.net/resize?norotation=true&quality=1&url=https%3A%2F%2Fimages.vocus.cc%2Ff385b797-cef5-479c-b7a6-dc31db8ed6c6.jpg&width=740&sign=dw-74tfbF0Mo_qp22s4dvUyXkLAvvdRV-H1vc1CNML0 data-src=https://d2a6d2ofes041u.cloudfront.net/resize?norotation=true&quality=80&url=https%3A%2F%2Fimages.vocus.cc%2Ff385b797-cef5-479c-b7a6-dc31db8ed6c6.jpg&width=740&sign=ILN6eaQfaiUSwqEvLfghN7GKJTiiGc1yRCIWPYUYu_k data-original-src=https://images.vocus.cc/f385b797-cef5-479c-b7a6-dc31db8ed6c6.jpg data-lowquality=true data-loaded=false data-width=4007 data-height=2730 onerror=this.onError=null;this.src=this.dataset.originalSrc; alt=image></div><div class=captionTheme__wrapper><p class=captionTheme__paragraph></p></div></div><p class=lexical__paragraph><br></p><p class=lexical__paragraph dir=ltr><br></p>
