這是什麼問題?
不喜歡日常文、抱怨文、流水帳描述
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A Few Days Ago…
A few days ago, my darling asked me a question that completely caught me off guard. I was shocked—why would 163 think that?
"Are you seeing another woman?"
Me? I was totally baffled.
So, I started reflecting on what could have given my babe that idea.
Hmm…
let me think...
Maybe it's because I started locking my phone.
Or maybe it's because back when I used to read novels, if my babe came over to see what I was doing, I'd show 163 without a second thought.
But now, when I'm reading and 163 looks over, I quickly close the page and say, "No peeking!"
My Reasons
Okay, looking back, I can see how that might seem suspicious. But I have my reasons. My darling doesn't like me reading those reincarnation or time-travel stories, but I really enjoy them!
"Why do you read those reincarnation novels?"
"Because they're interesting!" I said.
"What if you could go back to your childhood, would you?"
"Of course not!" I raised an eyebrow. "Are you kidding? I’m not going back to my childhood—it was way too dangerous. My home wasn't exactly a safe place."
"What if my dad hit me again, and I fought back too hard?"
"You don't even want to go back yourself, but you expect the main characters to?"
And that's how our debate over reincarnation novels goes.
My phone
Also, I don't let my babe see my phone now because I've been looking at pictures of pretty women, and my darling would just get jealous.
I'm really not in the mood for another argument.
And Then…
Later on, we made up.
I cuddled my babe, showered my babe with kisses, and eventually, 163 felt better.
We talked about our relationship perspectives.
I guess I'm a bit old-fashioned. I'm not the type of person who can date more than one person at a time, and cheating isn't my thing.
Personally, I think I'm pretty loyal. Or maybe I just hate complications.
One salary is enough to support two people, but if I had to support three?
My paycheck would laugh—it's just not enough to handle that!
And the biggest thing is...
The idea of a love triangle or cheating... Just thinking about how exhausting it would be to get through the awkward adjustment period...
Makes me feel... So Tired.
I want no part of it. It seems like such a hassle. I still remember when we first started dating, it took us about six months just to get used to sleeping in the same bed. I toss and turn a lot, and I even tied my legs together while sleeping! >口<
(I suggested we sleep in separate rooms, but my babe wasn't having it.)
Plus, I'm an introvert who hates socializing.
In real life, I barely talk to anyone. My routine is just going to work and coming home—I'm not out there meeting pretty women. My darling is overthinking.
Epilogue
Then 163 asked me another question:
"So, if it were between me and Lin Chi-ling, who would you choose?"
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"You hesitated. You actually hesitated," my sweetheart spoke unhappily.
"I'd choose you," I said.
"But she's a national goddess!" I mumbled weakly.
"Who doesn’t love Lin Chi-ling?" I muttered under my breath. (Just my personal opinion.)
Question for Readers:
Has your partner ever gotten jealous over your celebrity crush?
前幾天
前幾天，我家寶貝問了我一個問題
令我很驚訝，他怎麼會這麼想？
問題本人
「你是不是有別的女人了？」
我
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我真的一頭霧水
開始反省為什麼會讓他有這樣的感覺
我想想喔.......
可能是因為我把手機鎖起來了
也可能是我以前看小說都不避諱他
現在我在看小說，他走過來看我在看什麼，我就關掉頁面，跟他說不准看
好吧
想想，這的確是可能會讓他誤會的點
原因
不過我這樣做也是有原因的
就是他不喜歡我看重生文、穿越文之類的，阿我就喜歡看咩
「你幹嘛看重生文啊？」
「好看啊」我說
「那叫你重生回你小時候，你要嗎？」
「當然不要啊！」我挑了挑眉毛
「我又沒病。我重生回小時候，搞不好長不到那麼大，就死掉了。」
「搞不好我爸揍我的時候，我反擊沒控制好，我就變成殺人犯了ㄟ。」
「你自己都不願意重生，你還想叫主角重生回去。」
好吧！這是我們對重生文的爭論
另外，我的手機不給他看了
因為我在看正妹，他看到我看正妹又會吃醋 = =!
我就不想給他看了咩
我不太想再吵架了！
後來
後來我們又和好了。
我就抱著他哄了哄，親了好多下，把他哄好了
溝通了一下感情觀念
可能我比較傳統，我不是那種可以一次跟不同人交往的人，柔軟度並不好
個人認為，我比較專情
也可能我比較討厭麻煩
我一份薪水養兩個人就夠了，如果我要養三個人，呵呵
薪水本人會冷笑說，這並不夠
而且，最重要的事情是
如果要三人行，或是出軌什麼的，我光想到情侶間的磨合期
我就......
呵呵呵呵
呵呵呵呵呵呵
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵
完全並不想要
感覺好麻煩
我還記得剛開始交往，光是躺在同一張床上，我們就磨合了半年左右
因為我睡相很差，我常常踹到他，我還一度把自己腳綁起來睡覺>口<
(我想說分房睡，他又不要)
而且我是討厭社交的I型人格，
在現實社會中基本不太講話
平常就是上班下班，不會主動去認識漂亮姊姊
他真的想太多
後記
他又問了我一個問題
「那我和林志玲，你會選誰？」
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「你猶豫了，你居然猶豫了。」他的表情像這樣 (#`Д´)ﾉ
「我會選你。」我說
我又偷瞄了他一眼，確定他情緒應該還好，說道
「可是那是國民女神，志玲姊姊ㄟ.......」我弱弱地說到
「沒有人不愛林志玲吧？」我偷偷說 (僅為個人意見)
格友互動問題
你們有曾經因為看偶像引起另一伴吃醋的經驗嗎？
