If I had a mighty safety box, I would hide COVID-19 inside for good. 如果我有個萬能的保險箱，我會把COVID-19永遠存放在裡面。
Then, keep Pandora away from me. 然後讓潘朵拉不要接近我。
If I were a powerful goddess, I would cast spells on people to protect them from infection. 如果我是個法力高超的女神，我會對著人們施咒，保護他們免於感染。We can live in a place without masks, 75% alcohol, hand sanitizer, and Lysol Spray for a while. 我們可暫時活在沒有口罩、 75%酒精、乾洗手和來舒噴霧的地方一陣子。
If I were a great magician, I would enchant COVID-19 for mosquitoes. 如果我是一個偉大的魔術師，我會把COVID-19變成蚊子。
It won’t harm us anymore. 它將不再傷害我們了。
If I had a time machine, I would erase COVID-19 from the beginning. 如果我有個時光機，我會從一開始就把COVID-19除掉。
It won’t take away so many lives. 它就不會帶走這麼多人命。
I need a professional hypnotist to hypnotize me. 我需要一個專業的催眠師來催眠我。
Dear God, please release my stress, anxiety, depression, and worries. 請釋放我的壓力、焦慮、沮喪和擔憂。
Please wake me up from the nightmare. 請把我從惡夢中叫醒。
