[Verse 1]
Guess I'll end this life alone看來我會獨自結束這一生
I am not dramatic我並不是戲劇化
These are just the thoughts that pass right through me
這些只是經過我心頭的念頭
All the douchebags in my phone
我手機中的那些混蛋
Play 'em like a slot machine
像玩老虎機一樣對待他們
If they're winnin', I'm just losin'
如果他們贏了，我只是輸掉
[Pre-Chorus]
A boy who's jacked and kind
一個身材健壯又友善的男孩
Can't find his ass to save my life
找不到他自己，真是救不了我的命
[Chorus]
Oh, it's slim pickings
哦，選擇實在有限
If I can't have the one I love
如果我不能擁有我愛的人
I guess it's you that I'll be kissin'我想那就只能是你了
Just to get my fixings
只是為了滿足我的需求
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
既然好的人要麼已經去世要麼已經有伴
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
我就只好繼續抱怨和發牢騷
[Post-Chorus]
Ah-ah-ah-ah
啊啊啊啊
Ah-ah-ah-ah
啊啊啊啊
[Verse 2]
Jesus, what's a girl to do?
天啊，女孩該怎麼辦？
This boy doesn't even know
這男孩甚至不知道
The difference between "there," "their" and "they are"“there”、“their”和“they are”的區別
Yet he's naked in my room
然而他卻赤裸著在我房間裡
Missin' all the things he's missin'
錯過了他應該擁有的一切
God knows that he isn't livin' large
天知道他過得並不寬裕
[Pre-Chorus]
A boy who's nice, that breathes
一個好又會呼吸的男孩
I swear he's nowhere to be seen我發誓他簡直無處可見
[Chorus]
It's slim pickings
選擇實在有限
If I can't have the one I love
如果我不能擁有我愛的人
I guess it's you that I'll be kissin'我想那就只能是你了
Just to get my fixings
只是為了滿足我的需求
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
既然好的人要麼已經去世要麼已經有伴
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
我就只好繼續抱怨和發牢騷
[Post-Chorus]
Moanin' and bitchin'
抱怨和發牢騷
[Outro]
Since the good ones call their exes wasted
既然好的人會在醉酒時打電話給前任
And since the Lord forgot my gay awakenin'
既然上帝忘記了我的性取向覺醒
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen
那我就只好待在廚房裡
Servin' up some moanin' and bitchin'
繼續端出一些抱怨和發牢騷