小說草稿失蹤了(The novel draft is missing)(笑話)
It is said that the great French writer Victor Hugo's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather, Jean-Paul Hugo, was a little-known writer. His representative works include "The Fool on the Veranda", "The Man with Black Face", "Humorous World" and "Castle Peak Hospital Laborer". One day, Jean-Paul Hugo wanted to travel to Hamburg, Germany. He was afraid that the draft of the novel he had written would be stolen. He knew that he had a neighbor named Jacob Sartre. There was a safe in Jacob Sartre's house, so before leaving, he handed him the drafts of more than a dozen novels he had written.The writer Jean-Paul Hugo said anxiously: "Today I am going to Hamburg, Germany. Can you help me keep these dozen drafts of novels?" Jacob Sartre agreed to him: "Of course." He said. After finishing, Jacob Sartre put the dozen drafts of novels written by Jean-Paul Hugo into the safe, and then Jean-Paul Hugo left happily. A few days later, the writer Jean-Paul Hugo returned from a trip to Hamburg, Germany! He immediately went to find his neighbor Jacob Sartre, but when he went to his door, he found that the door was not locked, so he walked into the house, but he couldn't find his neighbor even after searching for it. He only found the safe, which was still locked. Fortunately, his neighbor Jacob Sartre told him a password, so he immediately entered the password, but the strange thing was that the safe was obviously locked and sealed, so why were all the drafts of the novels missing? When Jean-Paul Hugo saw that all the drafts of the novels were gone , he said happily: "So interesting? Why are those articles missing? Could it be that the drafts of my novels were taken away by someone who knows how to retrieve things from a distance? I really want to see it! Haha..."
*話說法國大文豪維克多.雨果的爺爺的爺爺的爺爺讓‧保羅‧雨果是一位名不見經傳的文學家。他的代表作有《騎樓傻人》、《黑面人》、《幽默世界》和《青山勞工》。有一日,讓‧保羅‧雨果想去德國漢堡旅行,他害怕他寫的小說草稿被人偷走，他知道他有一個鄰居叫雅各.薩特,雅各.薩特家裡面是有個保險箱的,於是乎在臨走之前,交低他所寫的那十幾篇小說草稿給他。文學家讓‧保羅‧雨果情急地說:「今日我要去德國漢堡玩,您可不可以幫我保管這十幾篇小說草稿呢?」雅各‧薩特應承他:「當然可以。」說完之後,雅各‧薩特就將讓‧保羅‧雨果寫的那十幾篇小說草稿放入保險箱裡面,然後讓.保羅.雨果就興高采烈地離開了。幾天後,文學家讓‧保羅‧雨果從德國漢堡旅行回來了!他第一時間就去找他的鄰居雅各.薩特,不過去到他家門口,發覺門口沒有鎖到,於是乎就走了入屋內,不過找來找去都找不到他鄰居,只是找到那個保險箱,那個保險箱還是鎖住的,很幸運他的鄰居雅各.薩特說了一個密碼給他知道,於是他就立刻輸入那個密碼,不過怪就怪在,明明那個保險箱是鎖住的,而且是密封的,為什麽那些小說草稿全部都不見了呢?當讓‧保羅‧雨果見到那些小說草稿全部都不見了,他就興高采烈地講:「那麽有趣?為什麽那些文章會失蹤了的?莫非我的那些小說草稿給懂得隔空取物的人拿走？我真的要見識一下啦!哈哈...」(如有雷同，實屬巧合)(漢語版)
話說法國大文豪維克多.雨果既阿爺既阿爺既阿爺讓‧保羅‧雨果係一位名不見經傳既文學家。佢既代表作有《騎樓傻人》、《黑面人》、《幽默世界》同埋《青山勞工》。有一日,讓‧保羅‧雨果想去德國漢堡旅行,佢驚佢寫既文章被人偷走,佢知道佢有一個鄰居叫雅各.薩特,雅各.薩特既屋企入面係有個保險箱既,於是乎喺臨走之前,交低佢寫既嗰十幾篇文章畀佢。文學家讓‧保羅‧雨果情急地說:「今日我要去德國漢堡玩,您可唔可以幫我保管呢十幾篇文章呢?」雅各‧薩特應承佢:「當然可以」講完之後,雅各‧薩特就將讓‧保羅‧雨果寫既嗰十幾篇文章擺入保險箱裡面,然之後讓.保羅.雨果就興高采烈咁走咗。幾日後,文學家讓‧保羅‧雨果從德國漢堡旅行回來啦!佢第一時間就去揾佢既鄰居雅各.薩特,不過去到佢屋企門口,發覺門口冇鎖到,於是乎就走咗入屋入面,不過揾嚟揾去都揾唔到佢鄰居,淨係揾到嗰個保險箱,嗰個保險箱仲係鎖住既,好彩佢既鄰居雅各.薩特話咗個密碼畀佢知,於是佢就立刻輸入嗰個密碼,不過奇就奇在,明明個保險箱係鎖住,而且係密封既,點解嗰啲文章會唔見晒既?當讓‧保羅‧雨果見到啲文章唔見晒,佢就興高采烈咁講:「咁有趣?點解啲文章會失蹤咗既?莫非我啲文章畀識得隔空取物既人拎走咗?我真係要見識一下啦!哈哈...」
