撒嬌進修班
My Special Training
各位朋友可能很好奇，我去哪裡進修？
You're probably wondering—where on earth did I go for “advanced studies”?
Well, here's the story.
One year, I hit a bit of a career slump.
So, I decided to shake things up… and took a job teaching kindergarten.
And let me tell you—those little kids?
They're absolute pros at being adorable.
Seriously.
They've got it down to an art.
"I want a hug hug!"
"Pat my head head!"
"Put on my shoe-shoes!"
And if you think only kids pick up habits from their teachers—think again.
Teachers pick up habits from their students too.
When I got home,
I basically just copied and pasted what I learned.
I started calling out to my sweetheart:
"Babe, babe, I want a hug hug!"
"Babe, babe, pat my head head!"
"Babe, babe, put on my sock-socks!"
Side Effects
Turns out, teaching kindergarten has some lasting effects…
Now, I can't stop using double-syllable words—
shoe-shoes, sock-socks, hug-hugs, kiss-kisses, car-cars… you name it.
The Verdict
Mission very much accomplished.
I am now officially certified in cuteness!
話說
某一年，可能有點職業倦怠症
我就跑去教幼稚園
幼稚園的學生真的很會
很會
很會很會
很會很會撒嬌
「老師、老師，我要抱抱。」
「老師、老師，我要摸摸頭。」
「老師、老師，穿鞋鞋。」
不要以為只有學生會模仿老師
老師也會模仿學生
下班
我回家之後
就直接複製、貼上
開始呼喚163
「寶貝、寶貝，我要抱抱。」
「寶貝、寶貝，我要摸摸頭。」
「寶貝、寶貝，穿襪襪。」
後遺症
教完幼稚園學生的後遺症就是
我很愛用疊字──穿穿、抱抱、親親、襪襪、車車等
結論
進修成功
P.S. 以上僅為筆者生活經驗
